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		<title>If we tell you to Buzz &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2010/02/20/if-we-tell-you-to-buzz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 15:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[buzz]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; you will Buzz!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; you will Buzz!</p>
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		<title>Speechless</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/12/07/speechless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[one liners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[no words]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no words to explain how speechless I am.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have no words to explain how speechless I am.</p>
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		<title>A new religion?</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/05/12/a-new-religion/</link>
		<comments>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/05/12/a-new-religion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 12:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[one liners]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Image from FlickrI bet that in five years, a new religion will be formed, albeit unintentionally (I am not 100% sure about the &#8220;unintentionally&#8221;).
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="zemanta-img" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43167867@N00/2486421088/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2486421088_6a66097776_m.jpg" alt="After rainy day" style="border: medium none ; display: block;"></a><span style="margin: 1em 0pt 0pt; display: block;">Image from <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43167867@N00/2486421088/" target="_blank">Flickr</a></span></span>I bet that in five years, a new <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/">religion will be formed</a>, albeit unintentionally (I am not 100% sure about the &#8220;unintentionally&#8221;).</p>
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		<title>Empires</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/02/19/empires/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of those that are fighting against an empire, are trying to create one of their own.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of those that are fighting against an empire, are trying to create one of their own.</p>
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		<title>Is this the year Chelios retires?</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/02/02/is-this-the-year-chelios-retires/</link>
		<comments>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/02/02/is-this-the-year-chelios-retires/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 15:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[one liners]]></category>

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		<title>We salute you &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/01/31/we-salute-you/</link>
		<comments>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/01/31/we-salute-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bioinformatics - opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[one liners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bioinformatics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[developers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[executable]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[names with spaces]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s for all the bioinformatics developers that distribute executables with spaces in their names. Thanks.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s for all the bioinformatics developers that distribute executables with spaces in their names. Thanks.</p>
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		<title>Preaching</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/01/08/preaching/</link>
		<comments>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2008/01/08/preaching/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[one liners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[atheism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[preaching]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When someone &#8220;preaches&#8221; atheism, what is the difference of preaching some kind of religion?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When someone &#8220;preaches&#8221; atheism, what is the difference of preaching some kind of religion?</p>
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		<title>Python on OSX Leopard</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2007/10/30/python-on-osx-leopard/</link>
		<comments>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2007/10/30/python-on-osx-leopard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[longer than one line]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[one liners]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rumors that Python wouldn&#8217;t be included in the new Mac OSX Leopard (10.5) were unfounded. Anyway, Apple decided not to include less important languages.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rumors that Python wouldn&#8217;t be included in the new Mac OSX Leopard (10.5) were unfounded. Anyway, Apple decided not to include less important languages.</p>
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		<title>Nobel</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2007/10/26/nobel/</link>
		<comments>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2007/10/26/nobel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would kill for a Nobel peace prize.
Steven Wright
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would kill for a Nobel peace prize.<br />
<em>Steven Wright</em></p>
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		<title>Never trust</title>
		<link>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2007/10/23/never-trust/</link>
		<comments>http://blindscientist.genedrift.org/2007/10/23/never-trust/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paulo Nuin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[one liners]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Never trust the judgment  of a man (or a woman) driving with sunglasses on a rainy day.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never trust the judgment  of a man (or a woman) driving with sunglasses on a rainy day.</p>
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